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Die Jimmy Die “Sharp as an Axe Frankie” T-Shirt – Dark Humor Graphic Tee, Alt Gothic Streetwear, Cult Saga Apparel, Premium Unisex Gildan 64000 Cotton
Die Jimmy Die “Sharp as an Axe Frankie” T-Shirt – Dark Humor Graphic Tee, Alt Gothic Streetwear, Cult Saga Apparel, Premium Unisex Gildan 64000 Cotton
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Sharp As an Axe Frankie —
Frankie sharpened the axe — not because she had to, but because precision is a lifestyle.
This design captures her in full calculated-calm mode, the exact moment where brilliance meets beautifully unhinged confidence. If you’ve ever looked at your to-do list and thought, “I could fix all of this with one good swing,” this is your shirt.
Clean line art. Bold attitude. Pure Team Frankie energy.
Wear it and let everyone around you know: you prefer your fashion sharp and your icons sharper.
THE WARNING
Side effects may include: confidence, sarcasm, and a sudden desire to reorganize your tools by “potential damage output.”
If that scares you, back out now.
If it excites you… welcome to #TEAMFRANKIE
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✔️ FEATURES:
✔️ High-precision DTG print — Frankie’s axe stays razor-clean, even if your week doesn’t.
✔️ 100% ringspun cotton (Gildan 64000) — soft enough for plotting, tough enough for chaos.
✔️ Unisex retail fit — perfect for masterminds, minions, and anyone “thinking about it.”
✔️ Tear-away label — because neck irritation is for people without priorities.
✔️ Lightweight & breathable — ideal for heated debates, cold stares, or escaping your responsibilities.
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✔️ PERFECT FOR:
• People whose love language is sarcasm
• Fans of dark humor, bold graphics, and subtle intimidation
• Anyone who handles chaos with a calm, Frankie-like smile
• Coworkers who “need a break or an axe — unclear which”
• Die Jimmy Die collectors building their Team Frankie arsenal
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Calm face. Sharp edge.
Frankie energy — worn daily.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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