Die Jimmy Die – “The Sleigh Accident” T-Shirt | Holiday Casual Fit | Gildan 64000 Unisex Lightweight Fabric (153 g/m²) T-shirt (white/black) | S-2XL sizes

Nothing ruins Christmas faster than confidence.

The Sleigh Accident captures that perfect seasonal miscalculation — Frankie steering with purpose, Jimmy laughing like it’s part of the ride, and gravity doing what gravity always does. Bells ringing. Blood pooling. The sleigh still technically airborne for half a second longer than it should be.

It’s festive in the way disasters always are right before they happen.

This design looks cheerful from a distance.
Up close, it’s an incident report.

Printed on a lightweight Gildan 64000, the shirt stays soft, breathable, and dangerously easy to wear — like all bad ideas that start with “it’ll be fine.” The contrast is the joke: holiday joy, catastrophic outcome, zero apologies.

Perfect for:

• People who clap when the sleigh lands badly

• Holiday parties where you don’t plan to behave

• Anyone who knows “accident” is just branding

Christmas loves a spectacle.
Frankie loves data.
Jimmy was mostly along for the ride.

The Fit & Feel (The Experience)

Printed on a lightweight Gildan 64000 tee, this shirt keeps things deceptively casual — soft cotton, easy fit, and just enough holiday charm to get people close before they notice the blood.

The Specs (Transparency)

Material: 100% ringspun cotton
Weight: Lightweight, approx. 150–160 GSM
Fit: Modern unisex retail fit
Construction: Side-seamed for shape retention
Print: High-detail DTG print for clean lines and long-term contrast
Comfort: Tear-away label
Care: Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron print
Ethics: Responsibly sourced cotton, OEKO-TEX certified materials

Who This Is For

• People who laugh at Christmas movies right before the sleigh crashes

• Fans of dark humor who like their holidays wrapped in tinsel and bad decisions

• Collectors following the Frankie vs. Jimmy saga like it’s a festive autopsy

• Anyone who understands that antlers, bells, and blood have always been seasonal

If you’re shopping for holiday spirit — keep scrolling.
If you’re shopping for holiday consequences — you’re home.

Warning

Wearing this shirt will not make you magical.
It will not make you lucky.
It will not save you from sleigh-related accidents.

What it will do:
mark you as someone who knows Christmas was never safe — just well marketed.

Side effects may include: awkward laughter at family dinners, strangers squinting at your chest, and the sudden realization that Rudolph was always a liability.

You’ve been warned.
Ho ho ho.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean