DIE JIMMY DIE - "Your Heart Will Go On" Ceramic Mug | Anti-Valentine’s Dark Humor Drinkware | Immortal Love Saga Artifact

Nothing says "Good Morning" quite like a literal heart-to-heart. Frankie decided that since Jimmy’s heart is immortal, he wouldn't mind if she borrowed it for a while. It turns out that when you're a vengeful genius, "giving your heart" is a mandatory collection process.

This "Murder of the Month" entry captures a pivotal chapter in our ongoing war/love saga. While most people use Valentine’s Day for flowers, Frankie uses it for surgical precision. This artifact depicts the exact moment Jimmy realizes that immortality doesn't protect you from a very messy breakup. It's the perfect vessel for overthinkers, emotional villains, and anyone who thinks chaos is a love language.

• Immortal Vibes: Durable ceramic construction that can survive Frankie’s fury (and the dishwasher).

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  Cinematic Contrast: High-gloss finish showcasing our signature blood-red and high-contrast black/white artwork.

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  Graphic Saga Style: Features the iconic hand-drawn characters that turn every sip into a chapter of the legend.

Are you sipping for #TeamFrankie and her brilliant revenge, or pouring one out for #TeamJimmy and his never-ending bad luck?. Join the cult—wear the curse! (and drink from it).