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DIE JIMMY DIE - "Your Heart Will Go On" Hard Phone Case | Anti-Valentine’s Dark Humor Artifact | Tough Goth Tech Accessory

DIE JIMMY DIE - "Your Heart Will Go On" Hard Phone Case | Anti-Valentine’s Dark Humor Artifact | Tough Goth Tech Accessory

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Frankie really took "be mine" to heart this year—specifically, Jimmy’s heart. It turns out that when you are an immortal himbo, "giving your heart" is a literal, messy, and frequent occurrence in Frankie's quest for vengeance.

In this darkly poetic chapter of our Immortal Love Saga, we witness the aftermath of a true "Valentine Massacre". Jimmy’s heart may go on, but only because Frankie is holding it as a trophy. This artifact captures the "cute but deadly" essence of the brand, turning your phone into a portable piece of the legend. It is the perfect choice for "emotional villains" and anyone who believes chaos is a love language.

 

  • Tough Protection: A dual-layer "Artifact" built for Wardrobe Warfare, ensuring your tech survives even if Jimmy doesn't.

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    Cinematic Contrast: Features a high-gloss finish showcasing our signature blood-red and high-contrast black/white palette.

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    Immortal Vibes: Designed for a sleek fit that reflects our "cult fashion meets dark comedy" identity.

    Will you carry this as a tribute to #TeamFrankie's brilliant victory, or as a protective charm for #TeamJimmy’s endless bad luck? Join the cult—wear the curse!
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