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DIE JIMMY DIE - "Your Heart Will Go On" Tote Bag | Anti-Valentine’s Dark Humor Carryall | Alt-Goth Streetwear Artifact

DIE JIMMY DIE - "Your Heart Will Go On" Tote Bag | Anti-Valentine’s Dark Humor Carryall | Alt-Goth Streetwear Artifact

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Frankie really took "be mine" to heart this year—specifically, Jimmy’s heart. It turns out that when you are an immortal himbo, "giving your heart" isn't a romantic gesture; it’s a mandatory collection process by a seductive scientist turned serial killer.

In this darkly poetic chapter of our Immortal Love Saga, we witness the aftermath of a true "Valentine Massacre". Jimmy’s heart may go on, but only because Frankie is holding it as a souvenir. This artifact turns your daily commute into a piece of the legend, capturing the "cute but deadly" essence that defines the Die Jimmy Die universe.

  • Daily Chaos Carrier: A durable cotton tote built for "wardrobe warfare," whether you're hauling textbooks, vinyl, or voodoo supplies.

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    Cinematic Contrast: Features high-impact artwork in our signature blood-red, black, and white palette.

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    Immortal Vibes: The raw, hand-drawn graphic style ensures your bag looks like a still from an underground graphic novel adaptation.

Will you carry this for #TeamFrankie and her brilliant revenge, or for #TeamJimmy and his never-ending bad luck?. Join the cult—wear the curse!
  13" × 13'' 16" × 16'' 18" × 18''
Height, in 13.00 16.00 18.00
Length, in 13.00 16.00 18.00
Width, in 3.00 3.00 3.00
Handle length, in 28.74 28.74 28.74
Handle width, in 1.00 1.00 1.00

 

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